by Wichykins and her pet Belgarion

1. Looks Hypnotized – constant staring at the spinning pinwheels had a mesmerizing effect. In actuality, took only a few seconds… Baluu’s brain was not that hard to conquer.
2. Looks Constipated – consumption of too many sweets, especially on Easter weekend; Baluu used to look like Coco and Jojo but early forum members decided to keep feeding Baluu… resulting in his present size.
3. Looks Drunk – realization that Coco has Jojo and Baluu has nobody, thereby pushing Baluu to the bottle.
4. Looks Crosseyed – he got ninja-kicked in the —–.
5. Looks Pinched – Due to Jealousy. Baluu doesn’t like people looking for other plushies other than his great self.
6. Looks Dead – too many forum members pulling and pushing for Baluu—got crushed in the mob and finally “kicked the bucket” and “bought the farm”; rumor has it, an over-eager member pulled accidentally on his …errr…. “THAT” which rendered the crosseyed look and finally led to his death.
7. Looks like he’s CONCENTRATING too hard – trying to fart quietly.
8. Looks PAINED – ate something very very sour.
9. Looks PENSIVE – he just realized he can’t see over his belly or pull up his Speedos.
10. Looks BUSY – Trying to remove peanut butter from the roof of his mouth.
11. Looks dead but really ASLEEP – like any ol’ grandpa, he falls asleep anywhere and everywhere.
12. Looks like he SMELLED something bad – he did. Himself. Major B.O.
13. Looks WASTED – stayed up late doing playdates on Wednesday night and his face got stuck like that forever.
14. Looks in PAIN – sat down on a thumb tac and can’t get up again.
15. Looks DEEP in thought – trying to think up the cure for swine flu, balance California’s budget and find the real meaning of life. He’s still thinking until now.
16. Looks like he’s WINCING – watching that frog get squished makes him wince and go eeeeeuuuuuwwwwww…..
17. Looks annoyed – somebody placed a farting frog right in front of his face….
18. Looks farsighted – kept staring hard at Kay bear…. Could it be? Finally? Someone my size? Just for me? Or do I really need glasses?? But wait…why does that purple bear look like he or she got kicked in the tummy? Did Booboo…? Nah…. She couldn’t have gotten jealous THAT fast…. How could she know that Kay is the most beeyootiful thing I’ve seen in a loooong time…

** Rumor has it… forum member tried feeding Baluu broccoli… and he absolutely refused. Resulting in his “I’ll-eat-that-over-my-dead-body” face.

*** listen… do you hear that fffffuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeet sound? That came from Baluu…and NOT from his mouth either.

****Rumor has it that BOOBOO has started a petition to remove Kay bear from SPP. There can only be one prima diva and that’s her!

by Wichykins http://belgarion.superpokepets.com

1.    You stay up late and wake up early doing playdates, racking up coins for Thursday.

2.    You stay up late and wake up early posting your wishlists.

3.    You take the time to change your fonts to make them pretty and memorable.

4.    You use the terms NINJA, GLITCHES and LOCUSTS easily.

5.    You ignore friends and family on Thursdays—and leave hubby/bf/gf/wife/kids alone in bed while you click away madly before the release of new items time.

6.    You are familiar with who the constipated drunken bear is.

7.    You drag your computer into the bathroom when nature calls so as not to lag behind in the pages of the forum.

8.    You are familiar with my Definitions of Terms, Baluu, Handy Tips and Excuses list. (yeah!)

9.    You hoard items when new releases come out. You know which one will be HOT ITEMs.

10. You know who says “Poke the PIGGY” and “FF” and “SQUISHEEEEY” and “SWOOOSH”.

11. You have a mask, cape, magic wand, pixie dust, and/or magic lamp hidden in your closet or drawers—and you put them on or hold them, on the sly, daily during forum moments.

12. You can already hear the buzzing of the locusts as early as Wednesday afternoon and most especially on Monday morning.

13. You can hear the lovely ding-ding of coins in your sleep.

14. You laugh and/or raise an eyebrow at the words “Please…anything gold”…and usually answer that with an  “uhhhm…..NO”.

15.  You know only the brave and/or foolish enter the Trading forum…or if your name has the word ILLUSION in it.

16. You easily use the term LMAO instead of ROTFL

17. You can identify people by their font and font color.

18. You know people by a quick glance at their profile pics… and which Hello Kitty or Puss ‘n Boots is which

19. You play with my BELGARION everyday. (sorry, just had to slip that in HEHEHE).

20. You threaten bodily harm to anyone who gets between you and the computer right before Thursday’s release.

21. You found out about the 1^st MASSIVE GLITCH/RESTOCK and are freaking out about missing it and you yelled out loud, stamped your feet, and slapped the table…possible freaking real life family members, co-workers, friends, kids and pets. And praying to God Almighty and Mighty Man Mike…and all the plushie gods out there that it would happen again….with you online and with all your coins intact.

22. You’ve heard about the 2^nd “POSSIBLE” Massive Restock coming up….

23. You physically shrieked, tore your hair, went into panic mode and quick depression, wonderin what you did wrong when, during the INVISIBLE FRIENDS glitch—you realized that from 1000 friends, you went down to 100, only to heave a sigh of relief when you realized, everyone had the same problem.

24. You are ON the PAYING IT FORWARD forum.

25. You might possibly have 2, or 3 or 4 even 5 accounts on SPP.

26. You’re reading this on Audi’s SPP Addict site now.